Disney

I've been wasting my new and copious free time watching Disney films dubbed in French. I had forgotten how awesome they were, and I'm actually catching things that I didn't get before, having previously watched these films when I was around 6 years old.

I never realized how Pocahontas was a) utterly an interracial drama, b) showing the Native Americans to be the protagonists, while still portraying them as really overly religious pagans who practiced witchcraft and such, c) really poorly paced. John and Pocahontas meet what, three times, before they're desperately in love? and what does John do to win her affections..?

I also totally forgot that at like the VERY BEGINNING OF ROBIN HOOD Robin Hood and Little John totally crossdress and Little John hides gold in his "boobs". And Prince John is a sulky with a mommy complex. XD

It's not that I didn't NOTICE these things before, it's that they just never really meant anything when I was younger. It was totally feasible back then, if not a little humorous that Prince John would snivel and suck his thumb when his mother was mentioned. Now it's like..what? XD

This entry is totally pointless and random. But I guess I'll post it anyway.

*screech*

OMG OMG OMG OMG

...OMG.

I want to simultaneously strangle and profess my undying love to whoever wrote the script of Star Trek: Nemesis. AAAAAAA it's so...DRAMATIC and TENSE and EVIL and HORRIFYING and DEPRESSING but OMG SOOOOOOO...AMAZING.

*bangs head on table* salksjfsfsff Whyyyyyyy do I love movies like that WHY WHY WHY.

...okay now I have to go sob in a corner of Wen's house while she tells me I'm insane.